My heart is an unmade bed;
it might look messy, but I swear
it’s a safe place to rest.
Why do 11yr old girls wear shirts that say “bite me”, the only thing they should be biting into is an apple #stayhealthy
that is nothing. in Italy we have 11-13 years old girls wearing shirts with things like ‘i’m the bitch’ or “fuck me” and so on
and the saddest part is…
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents
yes, that is britney spears, (who has sold more than 200 Million records, has six #1 albums, 2 diamond albums, has more than 400 awards, and is worth 200 million dollars) waiting in line to be served at starbucks wearing pyjamas